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RicanDucky

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2132
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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RicanDucky's page activity

Visits<b>christian1509</b> - the 10/20/2016 at 10:49pm<b>alcalaboy5</b> - the 10/17/2016 at 9:17am<b>TheDragonsGuard</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 9:25pm<b>HeRoxKicks</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 3:06am<b>whatsupitsbrian</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 1:01am<b>IceMan11</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 7:13am<b>Rizzzy</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 12:13am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 7:40am<b>TheDude992</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 3:55am<b>Geezus_Kryst</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 10:42am<b>hantu69</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 6:17pm<b>illegalbeagle69</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:00am<b>meandmeanduhme</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 6:35pm<b>stryder9090</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 3:17am<b>rubsin</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 11:37pm<b>Mario_mane</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 8:42am<b>anthony89</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 7:24am<b>FrankHotpants</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 1:48pm

Fucked!<b>christian1509</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 9:18am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 10:10pm<b>ClosetNarc</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 2:54am<b>Murilirum</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 4:02am<b>Shayaan</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 7:02am<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 12:14am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 1:33am<b>alcalaboy5</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 8:53am<b>WillyWonkaaaa</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 4:28pm<b>thinblue32</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 7:43am<b>superwolf33</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 5:13am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 6:44pm<b>LaurenLo</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 6:17pm<b>stryder9090</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 11:37am<b>RocketmanWelbz</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 10:41pm<b>anthony89</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 5:01am<b>heffastera</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 1:53am<b>Ariaskye</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 7:25am

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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RicanDucky's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

by Kiki / 03/08/2013 at 4:22pm / Poland (Malopolskie) / Love

Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML

by nopanties / 03/04/2013 at 12:11am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend, I realised I was in love with her. I noticed she had an eyelash on her breast. After tugging it a few times I realised it was actually a single black nipple hair. She was so embarrassed, she kicked me out and now won't return my calls. FML

by ohman / 12/27/2012 at 10:06pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Intimacy

Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend, I realised I was in love with her. I noticed she had an eyelash on her breast. After tugging it a few times I realised it was actually a single black nipple hair. She was so embarrassed, she kicked me out and now won't return my calls. FML

by ohman / 12/27/2012 at 10:06pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Intimacy

Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML

by Anonymous / 12/19/2012 at 5:06pm / United States / Work

Today, my boyfriend again accused me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayed replying to his text message so I could feed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML

by youre dumped shitforbrain / 08/19/2012 at 12:52pm / Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan) / Love

Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and shout, "Mommy, mommy! Help! Come quick!" I panicked and rushed downstairs without even looking for a towel to cover myself, all so I could find out she'd just gotten a piece of dirt on her shoe. FML

by Sh*t / 07/02/2012 at 5:17pm / Venezuela (Distrito Federal) / Kids

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

by ugh / 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

by Patricia / 10/01/2011 at 7:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML

by justhereforlaughs / 09/12/2011 at 6:32pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

by Cecilly2010 / 04/28/2011 at 11:53am / Animals

Today, my boyfriend of eleven months broke up with me, but adamantly insisted I didn't move out of our apartment, because he can't pay the rent alone. FML

by Jaded618 / 12/05/2010 at 7:48am / United States / Love

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

by Anonymous / 11/01/2010 at 3:34am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML

by lizardface / 08/23/2010 at 6:44pm / United States (California) / Health