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Rial13
  • Town/Country : Okinawa, Japan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 March 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 291
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was chaperoning at my local high school's Homecoming dance. Outside the gym, I saw some kids drinking, so I walked over to stop them. One of them promptly spun around and punched me in the mouth. I had my ass handed to by a drunk 9th grader. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17386) - you deserved it (3671)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:17pm - misc - by smeeagain - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32404) - you deserved it (3383)

On 10/20/2011 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by boopadoop - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why it would be highly offensive and inappropriate for him to go as Caylee Anthony for Halloween. I think he's still planning on doing it. FML

#18030465 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (16399) - you deserved it (3034)

On 10/20/2011 at 10:32am - love - by Miroslav208 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38907) - you deserved it (10570)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

#18015213 (412)

I agree, your life sucks (39456) - you deserved it (5604)

On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple seconds later and played video games instead. FML

#18012444 (267)

I agree, your life sucks (28503) - you deserved it (3982)

On 10/18/2011 at 12:50am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (California)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965 (245)

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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

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On 03/13/2010 at 7:27pm - love - by hurt (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17673) - you deserved it (1330)

On 03/12/2010 at 10:06am - love - by steakysteak (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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