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RhineBl

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1299
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About RhineBl : Bill Cipher.

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Visits<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 6:12am<b>aguynamednick</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 11:45am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 7:51am<b>NandersTheFox</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 7:02pm<b>Devindelon</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 11:28am<b>guynamedsky</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 3:06pm<b>hetalia_thailand</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 5:05pm<b>YTfangirl</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 10:12pm<b>shadowedpixie</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 3:31am<b>morriskatie9996</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 9:03pm<b>zingline89</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 9:01pm<b>mypineapple</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 2:54pm<b>ROMAD</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 1:14pm<b>grunt2423</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 11:11pm<b>ironhead</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 10:24pm<b>buddysboy9</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 7:14pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 4:32pm<b>lonelybirthday</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 11:55am

Fucked!<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 11:13am<b>NandersTheFox</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 1:02am<b>Devindelon</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 5:28pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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RhineBl's favorite FMLs

Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML

by Anonymus / 04/18/2015 at 3:01am / Sweden / Kids

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

by zetuga / 04/01/2015 at 3:40am / United Kingdom (Luton) / Intimacy

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

by soontobewidow / 03/28/2015 at 5:20am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Intimacy

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML

by m33p / 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML

by Anonymous / 01/04/2015 at 11:58am / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Money

Today, I had to drive my husband to hospital after he tried to burn his pubes off with a lighter as part of a bet. On the upside, he probably won't be bugging me for sex for a while. On the downside, I'm married to a moron. FML

by If IQs could be negative... / 12/26/2014 at 2:28pm / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Love

Today, I was home alone when I heard the carbon-monoxide detector beeping. Panicking, I grabbed my dog, ran out of my house as fast as I could, and waited outside for 3 hours for my mom to get home. Turned out the detector was just out of batteries. FML

by Anonymous / 12/11/2014 at 9:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

by SaintGoobers / 10/06/2014 at 4:24pm / United States (New York) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML

by FML / 10/05/2014 at 7:30pm / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

by Anonyme / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / France (Lorraine) / Animals

Today, I found out I sent several embarrassing videos while under the influence of the meds I was given while getting my wisdom teeth out. When I asked my mom why she didn't take my phone, she said she tried but I started whining and growling at her. FML

by sydspears3 / 09/09/2014 at 2:08pm / United States (Florida) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML

by Anonymous / 08/29/2014 at 12:17pm / United Kingdom (Slough) / Work

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML

by meltdowninrels / 08/15/2014 at 6:09pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Love

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

by possibly fucked / 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Intimacy