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RhineBl

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 284
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About RhineBl : Bill Cipher.

RhineBl's page activity

Visits<b>S232Flash</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 9:53pm<b>midnighteyes14</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 3:50am<b>andreablah</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 10:22am<b>welby_mane</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 10:48pm<b>SingingWolf</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 1:15am<b>ZY1431</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 11:53pm<b>Nordrag</b> - the 08/13/2014 at 11:54am<b>PerSueTwo513</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 2:39am<b>Mindset</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 2:00am<b>Infamous278</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 10:54pm<b>shadowedpixie</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 5:21am<b>Victormoon</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 9:31am<b>maxymum7</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 6:59am<b>persianninja</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 2:26am<b>Siettadulce</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 3:38am<b>BeepBeepSwerve</b> - the 06/21/2014 at 12:15pm<b>AngryRussianGuy</b> - the 06/21/2014 at 1:09am<b>Baucis</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 10:08pm

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RhineBl's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I sent several embarrassing videos while under the influence of the meds I was given while getting my wisdom teeth out. When I asked my mom why she didn't take my phone, she said she tried but I started whining and growling at her. FML

Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML

#21247836
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36124) - you deserved it (9399)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:17pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Slough)

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML

#21238375
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43256) - you deserved it (4171)

On 08/15/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by meltdowninrels (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

#21184387
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57111) - you deserved it (7970)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML

#21133397
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20529) - you deserved it (55650)

On 05/07/2014 at 5:25pm - misc - by I suck :( (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

#21108537
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23128) - you deserved it (37411)

On 04/09/2014 at 1:50pm - love - by BabyButt - United States (Hawaii)

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

#20946325
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26473) - you deserved it (52901)

On 11/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Something I said? (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my bully made me cry once again. It's been going on for weeks. I don't know who to turn to; I can't say anything because I'd get into even more trouble. He even stole my Nintendo 3DS and won't give it back. My bully is my girlfriend's son. He's 10. FML

#20904358
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29922) - you deserved it (49692)

On 10/02/2013 at 4:12am - kids - by PickedOnByDamien (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to find some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is for is going to be disappointed when they get my 3DS game. FML

#20894309
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38271) - you deserved it (2617)

On 09/24/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that what I thought for years was my country's National Anthem, is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML

#20878595
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18249) - you deserved it (52541)

On 09/12/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by :| (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I asked my boss for a raise, explaining that another shop offered me a job at a higher rate, but I would stay if he would offer me the same. Instead, he fired me then called the other shop and said I was fired for failing a drug test. FML

#20857270
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53151) - you deserved it (6907)

On 08/27/2013 at 11:21pm - work - by nowork - United States (New York)

Today, a neighbor's kid decided to pick a fight with me because I'm "the new kid in town and need to learn who's in charge". When I told him I'm 27, he said excuses like that aren't going to get me off the hook. I just moved here and I'm already being harassed by a twelve year old. FML

Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

#20713899
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68596) - you deserved it (12926)

On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)



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