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RezaDupontDC
  • Town/Country : Washington, DC, USA
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 327
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11148) - you deserved it (30652)

On 07/27/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML

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On 04/30/2009 at 12:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

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On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version



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