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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 October 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 130
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rexington27 : Enjoy laughing at other peoples mishaps. Love one with dogs mainly.

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Rexington27's favorite FMLs

Today, my 12-year-old son was shot in the foot. After hours of not talking, including to the police, he finally told us that his friend accidentally shot him with his dad's gun, and that he didn't want to say anything because he didn't want to "lose any street cred by snitching." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49743) - you deserved it (6107)

On 08/14/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32012) - you deserved it (4542) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by jay ze punk - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27126) - you deserved it (6030)

On 01/22/2011 at 12:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML



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