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Revan501

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Revan501

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 561
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Revan501 : Red Hot Chili Peppers and Metallica all day!

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Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34350) - you deserved it (2127)

On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

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On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)



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