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by ForeverAlone / 05/09/2015 at 11:53am / Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Love
by brittrus / 05/08/2015 at 9:44am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML
by Anonymous / 05/03/2015 at 1:37am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
by Upside-Down Sleeper. / 05/02/2015 at 5:59pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/02/2015 at 5:59am / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm / United States (California) / Love
by wtf / 05/01/2015 at 6:57pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by Iwtumn / 04/30/2015 at 2:15pm / Austria (Steiermark) / Love
Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML
by fuck / 04/18/2015 at 10:38am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/15/2015 at 6:52pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/15/2015 at 1:18pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals
Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonalds but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
by Pandistoteles / 04/14/2015 at 5:17pm / United States / Kids
by anon / 04/13/2015 at 8:51pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 11:42am / Belgium / Health
- Today, my phone fell from the table. I desperately tried to catch it with my foot, but I completely… Today, I was helping my friend move into a new apartment. As we were carrying his table up a flight… Today, I woke up to find out I had a violent dream last night. At least that's what I'm inferring…