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  • Birth Date : Friday 9 June 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3256
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

#16596385
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20807) - you deserved it (47681)

On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50359) - you deserved it (7822)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14763) - you deserved it (56253)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

#16569461
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44620) - you deserved it (4604)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

#16561931
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17849) - you deserved it (39058)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

#16551400
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35648) - you deserved it (7713)

On 06/07/2011 at 8:13pm - work - by Bee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my Facebook was hacked. The hacker messaged all my online friends, explaining that "I" was overseas, had run out of money and needed help. Not one person cared enough to respond. I guess the hacker picked the wrong target. FML

#16543597
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31159) - you deserved it (4340)

On 06/07/2011 at 8:10am - money - by Username - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

#16501427
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17285) - you deserved it (30388)

On 06/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after being chronically constipated for the better part of a week, I finally have the urge to poop. Too bad I'm 30 minutes early to work and locked out of the building. FML

#16496230
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29374) - you deserved it (3398)

On 06/04/2011 at 9:07am - health - by missbutthole - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML

#16495662
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30214) - you deserved it (21254)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:35am - love - by guttedgirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML

#16495613
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54946) - you deserved it (3737)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:22am - animals - by Clumsyblonde22 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

#16495261
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11328) - you deserved it (112780)

On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44105) - you deserved it (3268)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51174) - you deserved it (9902)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML

#16435078
488 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15790) - you deserved it (74661)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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