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About RenoTheRhino : Salutations, I'm Reno. (That's not my name.) Yes, I really am 80 years old. (No I'm not.) I pride myself in being part of renowned international botany clubs, as well as knitting, sewing, crocheting, and quilting legions. I participate in underwater basket weaving, lacrosse, cricket, conk smashing, sheep counting, dodgeball, crochet, camel racing, curling, frisbee, stair climbing, hackie-sack, and in my spare time, chasing a wheel of cheese down a giant hill.
What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent! As well as the fact that they're all dead. The only thing coming from their bodies now are fossil fuels.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today, I was talking to my friend in Spanish because he understands it better than English. We were in the middle of a discussion about a TV show when some guy from our school ran up, spat on my shoes and screamed, "I SPEAK SPANISH, STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!" and ran away. FML
Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
Today, a customer came in with a laptop smashed beyond repair. She asked if we could recover her files, but thanks to my idiot boss' new store policy I had to ask her a bunch of questions, including if she had tried "turning it on and off". She stared at me, speechless, like I was a complete moron. FML
Friday 26 June 2015