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Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 7:50am - work - by ugamayne - United States (Maryland)
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 1:40am - intimacy - by thatssickkk - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 7:00pm - love - by blaze (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I realized that I tend to sleep walk, sleep dial, and sleep talk. How did I find out? The police showed up armed and ready at my door because I called 911 and told them about the dream I'd been having, in which my fiance murdered four people. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 12:05pm - misc - by sleepdialer (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I received notice that I had not been paying my bills and had an outstanding debt of $2074. Apparently, my 7 year old son has been taking my mail and playing "mailman" for the past 3 months. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 1:21pm - money - by Jeffrey - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cyber sex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 9:51am - intimacy - by erin - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by fantastic - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I found out that the girl I broke up with 6 months ago just had a baby. I'm one of 3 possible fathers. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 5:55am - love - by Whyallaguru (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 1:57am - misc - by Zephyric - United States (California)
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by anoynomous - Sent from a mobile version
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 3:56pm - love - by kaitlynn - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I went on a blind date with a girl I met online. I lied to her that I was single, and she told me she is single too. I immediately knew she was lying when I saw her. Why? Because she is my girlfriend. We broke up. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Mhsaysdance (man) - Malaysia (Perak)
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by loveade11 - Sent from a mobile version
