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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 November 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 19100
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7928) - you deserved it (57109)

On 06/17/2009 at 9:40am - misc - by jonnyc - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20659) - you deserved it (75926)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I marked the 6th anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38350) - you deserved it (5448)

On 01/28/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25823) - you deserved it (4155)

On 01/10/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by doh - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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