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Relf

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 August 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1096
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Relf : When life gives you lemons wonder why the fuck you just got lemonade when you just need help with grades

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Visits<b>am1717</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 9:58pm<b>Moskaaa7</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 7:00am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 4:40pm<b>TrapTheKing</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 11:46pm<b>trucker2</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 10:37pm<b>Miooow</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 9:17am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 11:57am<b>ParadisePrincess</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 9:43pm<b>BrassWing13</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 10:37pm<b>UH60</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 12:25am<b>MoisesCervantes</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 8:40pm<b>devildog562</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 9:28am<b>DaRito</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 6:39am<b>kjlancaster</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 10:55pm<b>dasvdub</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 1:04am<b>Larissa24</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 10:54pm<b>FMLMaximus</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 5:07am<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 3:40pm

Fucked!<b>Moskaaa7</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 9:49pm

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Relf's favorite FMLs

Today, I talked to my high school sweetheart after 12 years. He confessed that he's been single ever since we broke up, never got over me, and that to this day he loves me dearly. I'm a married mother of two. FML

by :/ / 03/12/2016 at 6:36am / Australia (Queensland) / Love

Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML

by awkwardmandy / 03/11/2016 at 1:28pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love

Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been feeling of pressure in my chest. After running numerous tests, I was told I was perfectly healthy and had nothing to worry about. I made it as far as the front door before I collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital. FML

by yourekillingme / 02/18/2016 at 11:12pm / United States (Kansas) / Health

Today, I sent an email to my teacher asking if a source was a primary source, he replied yes. I got my grade back for my essay and it was worse than I expected. My teacher said it was because I didn't use a primary source. I showed him the email, to which he replied, "Well, I was wrong in the email." FML

by Anonymous / 02/17/2016 at 8:16am / Canada (Quebec) / Work

Today, two aggressive police officers appeared at my door informing me that a complaint was filed about my 18 year-old son having "inappropriate relations" with a 16 year-old. We live in England. I had to Google the law to prove to them this was legal. FML

by Confuseddad / 02/16/2016 at 5:17pm / United Kingdom / Kids

Today, I tutored a third grade girl after school. She was squirming so much I thought she had to go to the bathroom. Turns out, she was just masturbating on the corner of a school chair. FML

by Katie1921 / 02/08/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, after being told numerous times how sexist the East Coast is, I went ahead with my East Coast grad school architecture interview. The first thing out of the interviewer's mouth was, "Are you sure you don't want to do interior architecture?" FML

by LL / 02/04/2016 at 9:13am / United States (Washington) / Work

Today, I went to the doctor after being sick for weeks. I found out that I had bronchitis that then progressed to pneumonia. My girlfriend is hearing impaired, and when I can finally get words to come out when I speak, she can't understand them. I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for. FML

by FueledByFate / 02/03/2016 at 11:59pm / United States (Arizona) / Health

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

by :x / 02/03/2016 at 10:40am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, my parents have deliberately ruined my last 2 relationships, because they want me to get back together with my ex simply because he is my son's dad. Apparently, my son needs his father more than I need a man who won't beat me every time he gets drunk. FML

by anon / 01/31/2016 at 4:38pm / United States / Work

Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "the virgin cave". FML

by Dexter_39476 / 01/24/2016 at 12:40am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2016 at 2:26am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

Today, on my college visit, I met a perfect girl for me, sweet, gorgeous, on the same career path. I remember everything we talked about, where she is from, what sport she plays, and her recent internship. But when I went to look her up online, I couldn't remember one thing, her name. FML

by Roll Tide of Tears / 01/16/2016 at 10:28pm / United States / Love

Today, I felt kind of horny for once, so I texted my boyfriend to let him know he'd be getting some action later. He replied "I'm gonna fucken murder ur pussy when I get back!! :D" And just like that my sex drive once again crashed through the floor. FML

by Anonymous / 01/16/2016 at 1:40am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

by ShouldveStayedAVirgin / 01/13/2016 at 1:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy