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by Patrick R / 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Golden~ / 06/01/2011 at 5:20am / Canada (Ontario) / Money
by romantic84 / 05/31/2011 at 12:51am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2011 at 10:04am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
by CAchickadee / 05/29/2011 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by fedemere / 05/28/2011 at 2:54am / United States (Florida) / Love
by greenhide8 / 05/28/2011 at 1:27am / United States (North Dakota) / Money
Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML
by levi69 / 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Artic / 04/12/2011 at 12:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 1:07am / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
- Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…