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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 February 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6362
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About ReinaJay : Hi I'm Jay. I've loved this website for a long time.

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Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34521) - you deserved it (6415)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

#16464480
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11105) - you deserved it (39063)

On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

Today, I found out that the school principal takes all the money from the school fund raisers to buy herself donuts. I'd donated over $100. FML

#16447988
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37455) - you deserved it (4874)

On 06/01/2011 at 5:20am - money - by Golden~ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20510) - you deserved it (63968)

On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML

#16429286
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16749) - you deserved it (34278)

On 05/31/2011 at 12:51am - love - by romantic84 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60078) - you deserved it (12575)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

#16395654
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34791) - you deserved it (5603)

On 05/29/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by CAchickadee - United States (California)

Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML

#16382753
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33028) - you deserved it (4171)

On 05/28/2011 at 2:54am - love - by fedemere - United States (Florida)

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

#16381910
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17142) - you deserved it (41594)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51787) - you deserved it (17580)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML

#16237005
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54044) - you deserved it (4202)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20229) - you deserved it (60831)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
780 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66727) - you deserved it (14042)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19261) - you deserved it (65826)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36661) - you deserved it (4805)

On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -



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