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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 February 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6221
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About ReinaJay : Hi I'm Jay. I've loved this website for a long time.

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ReinaJay's favorite FMLs

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

#16911050
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40000) - you deserved it (3488)

On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
462 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29779) - you deserved it (16564)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

#16908101
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39443) - you deserved it (3306)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by mymomsstupid - United States

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39693) - you deserved it (2683)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

#16882947
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11134) - you deserved it (56237)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

#16877997
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54985) - you deserved it (7103)

On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

#16846296
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35918) - you deserved it (7593)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

#16761961
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45798) - you deserved it (3794)

On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

#16722873
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49988) - you deserved it (3378) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/18/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Inconnu - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

#16722873
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49988) - you deserved it (3378) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/18/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Inconnu - France

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

#16707397
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8599) - you deserved it (35477)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:32am - misc - by seriouslybored (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

#16689352
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44718) - you deserved it (6005)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

#16677911
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65209) - you deserved it (11496)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

#16589180
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34198) - you deserved it (4625)

On 06/10/2011 at 12:59am - love - by ouchmyeye (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML

#16583514
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40168) - you deserved it (9642)

On 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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