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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 February 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6090
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About ReinaJay : Hi I'm Jay. I've loved this website for a long time.

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Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend across the street. I was walking with a girl whom I'd been hooking up with and wanted to make my ex-girlfriend jealous. I kissed her and she immediately smacked me. I got a "ha-ha" text message from my ex. FML

#142749
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15841) - you deserved it (88809)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

#38126
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40244) - you deserved it (3568)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:59pm - intimacy - by Mr. Hopeless (man) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML

#3029
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44259) - you deserved it (3327)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by splooge - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19165) - you deserved it (9022)

On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32959) - you deserved it (2527)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

#766
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46622) - you deserved it (2299)

On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21042) - you deserved it (15777)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML

#590
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19539) - you deserved it (9011)

On 12/24/2008 at 8:54pm - love - by Marou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17884) - you deserved it (130889)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
299 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49693) - you deserved it (36669)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
440 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87052) - you deserved it (39747)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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