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ReinaJay

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 February 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11060
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About ReinaJay : Hi I'm Jay. I've loved this website for a long time.

ReinaJay's page activity

Visits<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 9:08pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 2:56am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 8:50am<b>meatball4122</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 12:07am<b>Myorafield</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 7:57am<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 9:47pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 12:31pm<b>Redmondking</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 12:58pm<b>mptb9997</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 12:09am<b>Unused_Account13</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 7:38pm<b>Damafia</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 8:47am<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 4:25pm<b>FleibenHolden</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 1:41pm<b>swarm20</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 1:10am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 10:25am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 1:54pm<b>mrtennis</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 8:59am<b>TheMrJoee</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 3:44pm

Fucked!<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 9:02am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 2:50pm<b>Myorafield</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 1:58pm<b>FleibenHolden</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 7:42pm

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ReinaJay's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

by lanu / 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML

by Rynne S. / 03/13/2012 at 2:12am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML

by Wow / 03/13/2012 at 12:38am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

by gengiskarn69 / 03/12/2012 at 10:55am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

by Tristansefam1367 / 03/12/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 2:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 2:32am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden, my mom ran past me, beating me to it. As she closed the door, she said, "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML

by Jen_ / 01/26/2012 at 5:08pm / France / Health

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

by soawkward / 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

by toothpaste / 01/19/2012 at 7:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

by Anonymous / 01/18/2012 at 6:30am / Australia / Transportation

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML

by too slow / 01/18/2012 at 12:09am / United States / Love

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 8:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

by Vitriol / 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm / France / Love

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

by Anonymous / 01/15/2012 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Love