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Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML

#19753089
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25645) - you deserved it (8158)

On 06/08/2012 at 12:35am - misc - by ugh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

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176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8127) - you deserved it (30519)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24724) - you deserved it (6186)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33219) - you deserved it (16760)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

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419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12931) - you deserved it (51489)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

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171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27353) - you deserved it (53621) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24663) - you deserved it (5501)

On 11/25/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)



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