About Rei_Ayanami : Not a lot to say, I'm just a quiet person.
I try not to make ridiculous comments, rather good; well thought out ones.
I am on my phone 99.9% of the time, so if you have something to say please just comment on my comment, even if it is just to say "Check your inbox, Rei!"
Thank you for your time, I sincerely hope you have an excellent day.
Socialite
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today, I went to the dentist. I had to get a tooth removed. In the middle of the procedure, the power went out. I had to sit there for an hour to wait for it to come back on. The anesthetic wore off before he started working on me again. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24845) - you deserved it (1965)
On 10/26/2010 at 4:34pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I heard on the news that the average debt one is in when they graduate college is $24,000. I've been in college for one year and my debt is already $20,000. And it turns out that my school's accreditation does not exist like I was told. $20,000 in debt and no college credits to show for it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18199) - you deserved it (5420)
On 10/24/2010 at 10:16pm - money - by krissysays (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6139) - you deserved it (22191)
On 10/22/2010 at 10:15pm - work - by qhu - United States (Florida)
Today, at work, my boss made me spend a hour trying to catch a baby raccoon in the parking lot. I'm a bank teller. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20682) - you deserved it (2660)
On 10/20/2010 at 2:08pm - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22095) - you deserved it (3865)
On 10/18/2010 at 5:06am - love - by louise. - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38232) - you deserved it (11260)
On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24629) - you deserved it (48835)
On 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm - health - by dearme (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML
I agree, your life sucks (5711) - you deserved it (22299)
On 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by losingstreak - United States (Massachusetts)
Monday 17 June 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
