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Rei_Ayanami

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Rei_Ayanami

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2389
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Rei_Ayanami : Not a lot to say, I'm just a quiet person.

I try not to make ridiculous comments, rather good; well thought out ones.

I am on my phone 99.9% of the time, so if you have something to say please just comment on my comment, even if it is just to say "Check your inbox, Rei!"


Thank you for your time, I sincerely hope you have an excellent day.

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Rei_Ayanami's favorite FMLs

Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML

#13991826
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8937) - you deserved it (40817)

On 11/26/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to admit to my parents that the reason I don't want a sixteenth birthday party isn't because I'm being spoiled and I expected my parents to take me on a lavish vacation, but because I don't have any friends to invite. FML

#13978061
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29534) - you deserved it (4147)

On 11/25/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by sadstorylifee (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML

#13913200
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23467) - you deserved it (4740)

On 11/20/2010 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

#13641335
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27475) - you deserved it (6359)

On 10/29/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the dentist. I had to get a tooth removed. In the middle of the procedure, the power went out. I had to sit there for an hour to wait for it to come back on. The anesthetic wore off before he started working on me again. FML

#13603751
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29801) - you deserved it (2300)

On 10/26/2010 at 4:34pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I heard on the news that the average debt one is in when they graduate college is $24,000. I've been in college for one year and my debt is already $20,000. And it turns out that my school's accreditation does not exist like I was told. $20,000 in debt and no college credits to show for it. FML

#13582834
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23554) - you deserved it (6932)

On 10/24/2010 at 10:16pm - money - by krissysays (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML

#13555511
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8050) - you deserved it (31814)

On 10/22/2010 at 10:15pm - work - by qhu - United States (Florida)

Today, at work, my boss made me spend a hour trying to catch a baby raccoon in the parking lot. I'm a bank teller. FML

#13525218
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25896) - you deserved it (3070)

On 10/20/2010 at 2:08pm - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML

#13495933
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27908) - you deserved it (5032)

On 10/18/2010 at 5:06am - love - by louise. - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

#13351667
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46070) - you deserved it (14705)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML

#4219
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7812) - you deserved it (31672)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by losingstreak - United States (Massachusetts)



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