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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3044
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Rei_Ayanami : Not a lot to say, I'm just a quiet person.

I try not to make ridiculous comments, rather good; well thought out ones.

Being born and raised in Japan, my English may not be the best, so if I make a mistake, please help me correct it. The most difficult part is the constant usage of "I" or "I'm", as that is very strange to my native language.

Thank you for your time, I sincerely hope you have an excellent day.

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Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML


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On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML


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On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)

Today, six months have passed since my parents announced that they're getting a divorce. We're all still awkwardly living together because we haven't been able to sell our house yet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28608) - you deserved it (2317)

On 12/29/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot - United States

Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML


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On 12/14/2010 at 1:41pm - misc - by homeless (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML


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On 11/26/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to admit to my parents that the reason I don't want a sixteenth birthday party isn't because I'm being spoiled and I expected my parents to take me on a lavish vacation, but because I don't have any friends to invite. FML


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On 11/25/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by sadstorylifee (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26125) - you deserved it (5018)

On 11/20/2010 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML


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On 10/29/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the dentist. I had to get a tooth removed. In the middle of the procedure, the power went out. I had to sit there for an hour to wait for it to come back on. The anesthetic wore off before he started working on me again. FML


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On 10/26/2010 at 4:34pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I heard on the news that the average debt one is in when they graduate college is $24,000. I've been in college for one year and my debt is already $20,000. And it turns out that my school's accreditation does not exist like I was told. $20,000 in debt and no college credits to show for it. FML


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On 10/24/2010 at 10:16pm - money - by krissysays (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML


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On 10/22/2010 at 10:15pm - work - by qhu - United States (Florida)

Today, at work, my boss made me spend a hour trying to catch a baby raccoon in the parking lot. I'm a bank teller. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28066) - you deserved it (3267)

On 10/20/2010 at 2:08pm - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML


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On 10/18/2010 at 5:06am - love - by louise. - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML


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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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