About Rei_Ayanami : Not a lot to say, I'm just a quiet person.
I try not to make ridiculous comments, rather good; well thought out ones.
I am on my phone 99.9% of the time, so if you have something to say please just comment on my comment, even if it is just to say "Check your inbox, Rei!"
Thank you for your time, I sincerely hope you have an excellent day.
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Today, I was called an 'inconsiderate scum bucket' by my neighbour because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Exhausted - Iran Islamic Republic of
Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though, with my cat. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 6:56am - animals - by Nicole557 (woman) - United States
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States
Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML
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On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
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On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML
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On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)
Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML
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On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -
Today, six months have passed since my parents announced that they're getting a divorce. We're all still awkwardly living together because we haven't been able to sell our house yet. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot - United States
Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 1:41pm - misc - by homeless (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML
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On 11/26/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to admit to my parents that the reason I don't want a sixteenth birthday party isn't because I'm being spoiled and I expected my parents to take me on a lavish vacation, but because I don't have any friends to invite. FML
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On 11/25/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by sadstorylifee (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML
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On 11/20/2010 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to a strip club with friends. After accepting a dance offer from a cute girl, we went to the back room where she sat in my lap and told how I creeped her out because I looked like her ex-boyfriend. She talked the whole time. I paid $22 to get in the friend zone with a stripper. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)
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