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Rei_Ayanami

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2699
  • Number of comments : 179
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Rei_Ayanami : Not a lot to say, I'm just a quiet person.

I try not to make ridiculous comments, rather good; well thought out ones.

Being born and raised in Japan, my English may not be the best, so if I make a mistake, please help me correct it. The most difficult part is the constant usage of "I" or "I'm", as that is very strange to my native language.


Thank you for your time, I sincerely hope you have an excellent day.

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Today , I was feeling frisky 4 the frst time in months , so I startd feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticd his sarcasm , he said ( Yeah , doesn't feel so great , does it? ) and turnd the TV volume up. FML

#19156948
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11031) - you deserved it (56602)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... my dad put in wall plug-ins tat emit ig frequencies tat r suppose to ward off mice. I must be a mouse... cuz I can ear te annoying noise in every room I walk into. FML

#19031754
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22681) - you deserved it (1830)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:37am - misc - by Ihaveaheadache - United States (Texas)

TODAY , I HAD TO ASK MY GRLFRIEND TO PLEASE STOP TELLING ME ABOUT HER EX'S PENIS. FML

#18705552
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45976) - you deserved it (4330)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML

Today, moter sold extensive Star Wars collection, and I crid wen I found out. I'm 46. fat FML

#18524241
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29475) - you deserved it (25685)

On 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by Oja1 - United States (Montana)

I was giving mah boyfriand a blow job. I thought it was going graat an I was doing a good job, until ha told ma to "stop chomping on it lika it's a hot dog." FML

#18513189
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20871) - you deserved it (26181)

On 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today in gaomatry class wa wara working in daad silanca!! Apparantly mah phona wasn't on vibrata and I racaivad 25 taxts all at onca whila it blastad "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of mah back pockat!! Thay waran't avan taxts from friands just Facabook notifications!! raal FML

#18417096
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9974) - you deserved it (31375)

On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

today aftar thraa days of gatting stard at by my naighbour from tha window I raalizd that sha wasn't aliva anymora.

#18406735
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44737) - you deserved it (3373)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

yesterday I was called an 'inconsiderate scum bucket' by my neighbour because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep looool through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. real FML

#18372418
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28489) - you deserved it (2217)

On 11/28/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Exhausted - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I got into a car accident. Te oter party left te scene immediately after witout excanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26975) - you deserved it (7978)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though, with mah cat. FML

#18145611
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24525) - you deserved it (9374)

On 11/03/2011 at 6:56am - animals - by Nicole557 (woman) - United States

TODAY, MY WIFE CAUGHT ME MASTURBATING TO PORN. SHE SCREAMED AT ME AND ASKED WHY I WOULD BE MASTURBATING WHEN I HAD HER TO HAVE SEX WITH. SO I ASKED IF SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX, SHE SAID NO. MEGA FML

#18108392
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41841) - you deserved it (23388)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, I went over to mah friend's house . We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away . Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto mah knee . I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on mah boner . FML

#18098530
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30155) - you deserved it (17669)

On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I walked outside mah house to find mah father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing lyk a maniac and screaming, ( Die bitches! Die! ) FML

#17447180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32032) - you deserved it (4289)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

today I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my grlfriend hen she started pinching me fir wearing green . To my complete shock hen she pinched my nipple I got the biggest most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life and no matter wat I did it wouldn't go away . We were in public . FML

#15355329
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45211) - you deserved it (8853)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)



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