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  • Number of visits : 3029
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Rei_Ayanami : Not a lot to say, I'm just a quiet person.

I try not to make ridiculous comments, rather good; well thought out ones.

Being born and raised in Japan, my English may not be the best, so if I make a mistake, please help me correct it. The most difficult part is the constant usage of "I" or "I'm", as that is very strange to my native language.

Thank you for your time, I sincerely hope you have an excellent day.

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Rei_Ayanami's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my apartment complex has no rules against having charcoal grills on the porch. So did the guy who lives below me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18721) - you deserved it (2564)

On 04/11/2012 at 11:06am - misc - by Sios (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9408) - you deserved it (44981)

On 03/04/2012 at 7:27pm - money - by stuff2710 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11689) - you deserved it (58143)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad put in wall plug-ins that emit high frequencies that are suppose to ward off mice. I must be a mouse, because I can hear the annoying noise in every room I walk into. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24539) - you deserved it (1964)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:37am - misc - by Ihaveaheadache - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47546) - you deserved it (4485)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30800) - you deserved it (26436)

On 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by Oja1 - United States (Montana)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML


I agree, your life sucks (22059) - you deserved it (27448)

On 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11128) - you deserved it (33828)

On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46825) - you deserved it (3524)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I was called an 'inconsiderate scum bucket' by my neighbour because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31223) - you deserved it (2453)

On 11/28/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Exhausted - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30063) - you deserved it (8411)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though, with my cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27222) - you deserved it (9868)

On 11/03/2011 at 6:56am - animals - by Nicole557 (woman) - United States

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43327) - you deserved it (24015)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33206) - you deserved it (18829)

On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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