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Rei_Ayanami
  • Town/Country : Fukushima, Japan
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1796
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Rei_Ayanami : Not a lot to say, I'm just a quiet person.

I try not to make ridiculous comments, rather good; well thought out ones.

I am on my phone 99.9% of the time, so if you have something to say please just comment on my comment, even if it is just to say "Check your inbox, Rei!"


Thank you for your time, I sincerely hope you have an excellent day.

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Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML

#18417096
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9289) - you deserved it (29569)

On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37679) - you deserved it (2853)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I was called an 'inconsiderate scum bucket' by my neighbour because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML

#18372418
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25593) - you deserved it (1996)

On 11/28/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Exhausted - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24057) - you deserved it (7452)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though, with my cat. FML

#18145611
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22995) - you deserved it (9091)

On 11/03/2011 at 6:56am - animals - by Nicole557 (woman) - United States

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

#18108392
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37652) - you deserved it (21781)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

#18098530
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27297) - you deserved it (16545)

On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29654) - you deserved it (4068)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML

#15355329
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38804) - you deserved it (8142)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML

#15317842
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48021) - you deserved it (6233)

On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -

Today, six months have passed since my parents announced that they're getting a divorce. We're all still awkwardly living together because we haven't been able to sell our house yet. FML

#14382605
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23364) - you deserved it (1938)

On 12/29/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot - United States

Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML

#14202478
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23033) - you deserved it (7815)

On 12/14/2010 at 1:41pm - misc - by homeless (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML

#13991826
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7773) - you deserved it (37294)

On 11/26/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to admit to my parents that the reason I don't want a sixteenth birthday party isn't because I'm being spoiled and I expected my parents to take me on a lavish vacation, but because I don't have any friends to invite. FML

#13978061
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26959) - you deserved it (3916)

On 11/25/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by sadstorylifee (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML

#13913200
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19060) - you deserved it (4228)

On 11/20/2010 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States



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