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Rei_Ayanami

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Rei_Ayanami

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3224
  • Number of comments : 192
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Rei_Ayanami : Not a lot to say, I'm just a quiet person.

I try not to make ridiculous comments, rather good; well thought out ones.

Being born and raised in Japan, my English may not be the best, so if I make a mistake, please help me correct it. The most difficult part is the constant usage of "I" or "I'm", as that is very strange to my native language.


Thank you for your time, I sincerely hope you have an excellent day.

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Rei_Ayanami's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad asked me when I was going to start looking for a job. Jokingly, I told him next year. He got pissed, started to yell, then realized Tuesday is New Year's Day and grounded me for "being a dumbass." FML

#20432925
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31191) - you deserved it (8762)

On 12/30/2012 at 10:51pm - work - by BAMN2187 - United States

Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

#20432803
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43669) - you deserved it (5369)

On 12/30/2012 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML

#20105380
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35077) - you deserved it (6974)

On 10/07/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by SoSexy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML

#19490705
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27718) - you deserved it (5295) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -

Today, I found out that my apartment complex has no rules against having charcoal grills on the porch. So did the guy who lives below me. FML

#19449205
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19376) - you deserved it (2632)

On 04/11/2012 at 11:06am - misc - by Sios (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML

#19216079
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9719) - you deserved it (45976)

On 03/04/2012 at 7:27pm - money - by stuff2710 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML

#19156948
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12067) - you deserved it (58889)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad put in wall plug-ins that emit high frequencies that are suppose to ward off mice. I must be a mouse, because I can hear the annoying noise in every room I walk into. FML

#19031754
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25139) - you deserved it (2005)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:37am - misc - by Ihaveaheadache - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML

#18705552
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48395) - you deserved it (4562)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML

#18524241
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31709) - you deserved it (26802)

On 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by Oja1 - United States (Montana)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

#18513189
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22539) - you deserved it (27948)

On 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML

#18417096
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11422) - you deserved it (34393)

On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47674) - you deserved it (3590)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I was called an 'inconsiderate scum bucket' by my neighbour because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML

#18372418
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31985) - you deserved it (2507)

On 11/28/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Exhausted - Iran Islamic Republic of



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