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Rei_Ayanami

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Rei_Ayanami

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3240
  • Number of comments : 192
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Rei_Ayanami : Not a lot to say, I'm just a quiet person.

I try not to make ridiculous comments, rather good; well thought out ones.

Being born and raised in Japan, my English may not be the best, so if I make a mistake, please help me correct it. The most difficult part is the constant usage of "I" or "I'm", as that is very strange to my native language.


Thank you for your time, I sincerely hope you have an excellent day.

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Rei_Ayanami's favorite FMLs

Today, after being sick all day with the flu, I asked my husband to wash the dishes after I went to bed. He said he couldn't because he had a large, important project for work that needed to get done. I woke up a couple of hours later to find him smoking weed on the couch and watching cartoons. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20771) - you deserved it (2196)

On 12/02/2015 at 3:45pm - love - by shotdown (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24086) - you deserved it (2085)

On 11/19/2015 at 7:53pm - misc - by anon - New Zealand

Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML

#21487113
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25568) - you deserved it (6792)

On 11/01/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML

#21485715
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23011) - you deserved it (6472)

On 10/29/2015 at 4:58am - intimacy - by Natasha (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dick of a neighbor tried to file a noise complaint against me, all because I have the flu and am sneezing a lot. FML

#21464483
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24744) - you deserved it (1470)

On 09/04/2015 at 11:48am - health - by ACCCHHHOOOO!!!!!!!!! -_- (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I agreed to stay a week with my wife's parents, who she told me were traditional Japanese. I was prepared for having to wear Japanese clothes while in the house, but I wasn't prepared for communal bathing in the same huge bath with her father, grandfather, uncle and two brothers. FML

#21463801
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23105) - you deserved it (2323)

On 09/02/2015 at 4:13pm - misc - by Alan (man) - Germany

Today, my girlfriend was making lunch and asked me to pass her the peanut butter. I'll never know why, but as I handed it to her I said the first thing that came to mind: "I really want a dog." She looked at me in horror, then told me to get out of her house. FML

#21334531
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27535) - you deserved it (4913)

On 01/10/2015 at 3:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML

#21326143
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34419) - you deserved it (17062)

On 12/28/2014 at 9:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

#21320583
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31722) - you deserved it (2347)

On 12/19/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by cantunhear - United States (New York)

Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML

#21190698
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57999) - you deserved it (7455)

On 06/27/2014 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML

#21158688
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50318) - you deserved it (5534)

On 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm - animals - by disturbed - Ireland

Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML

#21132092
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44430) - you deserved it (4697)

On 05/06/2014 at 1:42am - animals - by catfriend - United States (California)

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

#20824961
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51611) - you deserved it (24931)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML

#20742609
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63113) - you deserved it (4166)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML

#20478067
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29779) - you deserved it (2437)

On 01/25/2013 at 1:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Dublin)



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