About ReiKoko : I'm a British-born Chinese. Interests include fantasy MMOs, anime/manga, books, films and music. I like most genres of film EXCEPT pure romance. Sorry, but that's too mushy for my tastes. Favourite all-time film is A Chinese Ghost Story. Favourite genre of music is heavy metal, specifically metalcore. However, I do also like some Chinese folk songs and Andew Lloyd Webber, among others. Favourite anime is Claymore.
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Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
by yamsterr / 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 9:20am / United States (New Mexico) / Love
by starboy / 03/10/2012 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
by aliezzedine / 02/02/2012 at 6:32am / Lebanon / Miscellaneous
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by Scarlett / 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by prinzess / 12/09/2010 at 9:20am / Germany (Bayern) / Intimacy
by juwkgo / 02/17/2010 at 10:05am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML
by batter--up / 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
by Timv86 / 02/16/2010 at 3:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML
by Floof / 02/15/2010 at 8:35am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Holidays
by Dog fart / 02/13/2010 at 11:08am / United States / Animals
by inthedark / 02/09/2010 at 12:53pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by zzdug / 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML
by Blah / 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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