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ReiKoko
  • Town/Country : New York, US
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 December 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1746
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ReiKoko : I'm a British-born Chinese. Interests include fantasy MMOs, anime/manga, books, films and music. I like most genres of film EXCEPT pure romance. Sorry, but that's too mushy for my tastes. Favourite all-time film is A Chinese Ghost Story. Favourite genre of music is heavy metal, specifically metalcore. However, I do also like some Chinese folk songs and Andew Lloyd Webber, among others. Favourite anime is Claymore.

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Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26686) - you deserved it (1452)

On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650 (268)

I agree, your life sucks (13520) - you deserved it (4593)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305 (255)

I agree, your life sucks (15946) - you deserved it (3290)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, I said to my wife that I wished I had met her 20 years ago. Her response was, "Twenty years ago I had beautiful tits and many options, I wouldn't have even looked at you." FML

#14140918 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (31867) - you deserved it (3831)

On 12/09/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by prinzess (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

#8370926 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (20579) - you deserved it (3440)

On 02/17/2010 at 10:05am - misc - by juwkgo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

#8354648 (234)

I agree, your life sucks (21383) - you deserved it (1363)

On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

#8330425 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (19561) - you deserved it (1767)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML

#8292410 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (12236) - you deserved it (3031)

On 02/15/2010 at 8:35am - misc - by Floof (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (26950) - you deserved it (2204)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I found out why my five year old has been throwing tantrums while shopping. It turns out my ex-husband has been paying her three dollars for every public tantrum she throws. FML

#8051143 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (25660) - you deserved it (2255)

On 02/09/2010 at 12:53pm - kids - by inthedark (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

#7989901 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (17554) - you deserved it (3759)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

#7548356 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (22204) - you deserved it (6184)

On 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm - misc - by Blah (man) - United States

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

#7482237 (50)

I agree, your life sucks (38304) - you deserved it (2702)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

#7404915 (272)

I agree, your life sucks (27819) - you deserved it (2376)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one". FML

#7316718 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (21293) - you deserved it (2073)

On 01/13/2010 at 9:06am - love - by uglyone (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)