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by Notre_Dame_714 / 04/08/2015 at 5:17pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw one one of my cat's hairs on my sweatpants and wanted to remove it. It wasn't a cat hair, but a pubic hair that has found its way through my panties and sweatpants while being still attached to me. FML
by PeppermintPenny / 04/06/2015 at 9:54am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy
Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML
by usadisvet / 04/02/2015 at 2:43am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by shawnsmuffins / 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by headache / 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by really / 10/31/2014 at 9:16pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML
by MySonThePoet / 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by how about never? / 10/19/2014 at 7:22am / United States (California) / Kids
by MegasaurusRex89 / 10/17/2014 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML
by tw@ / 09/28/2014 at 11:30am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
by Anonymous / 09/16/2014 at 12:18pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
by nocat6 / 09/14/2014 at 11:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Animals
by Jamestown of Vagina / 09/13/2014 at 10:36am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous