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Reesienpiper

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 June 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 313
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Reesienpiper : I love my baby girl and life with my hubby. Nothing is better.

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Fucked!<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 4:02pm

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Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37459) - you deserved it (2931)

On 09/01/2013 at 4:04pm - misc - by no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no (woman) - Greece (Attiki)



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