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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 June 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 305
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Reesienpiper : I love my baby girl and life with my hubby. Nothing is better.

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Reesienpiper's favorite FMLs

Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37447) - you deserved it (2930)

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