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  • Number of visits : 787
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ReesesPuffs : I crave bacon and Reeses Puffs.

My idols are 12 year old posers on CoD who pretend they smoke weed and had sex.


















Super secret down there.




















Look under your bed.

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Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

#19205333
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23100) - you deserved it (1900)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
406 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38040) - you deserved it (5614)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25616) - you deserved it (8126)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

#19099160
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24948) - you deserved it (6816)

On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML

#19098452
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20984) - you deserved it (1866)

On 02/17/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML

#19063731
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29542) - you deserved it (2474)

On 02/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54993) - you deserved it (4226)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

#18897054
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23767) - you deserved it (6798)

On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

#18852472
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7878) - you deserved it (46093)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27018) - you deserved it (1928)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML

#18798370
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18500) - you deserved it (12986)

On 01/13/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13844) - you deserved it (23981)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42901) - you deserved it (4397)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10984) - you deserved it (87324)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34911) - you deserved it (5302)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)



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