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ReepingHavoc

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 192
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ReepingHavoc : take away a lions mayne and he still has his pride. take away his pride and he has nothing.

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ReepingHavoc's favorite FMLs

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

#20582197
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47363) - you deserved it (4880)

On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend a cute picture that I drew for him, with a little note saying "love you." He replied by sending me a picture of a nose hair he'd plucked, along with the caption, "longest one yet." FML

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68 comments

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

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297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38598) - you deserved it (129644)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

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223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42629) - you deserved it (192018)

On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)



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