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About ReepingHavoc : take away a lions mayne and he still has his pride. take away his pride and he has nothing.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Why am I up so early?
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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend a cute picture that I drew for him, with a little note saying "love you." He replied by sending me a picture of a nose hair he'd plucked, along with the caption, "longest one yet." FML
Friday 5 February 2016