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Redtick
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 April 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 181
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

#20188881
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14733) - you deserved it (5462)

On 12/03/2012 at 12:06am - health - by WTFFAIL (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, the police searched my house because my neighbors thought we were aiming a gun with laser sight at them. We were only getting our daft dog to chase a laser light around; we don't even own any guns. FML

#20117729
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14303) - you deserved it (1515)

On 10/15/2012 at 4:33am - misc - by triple l (woman) - United States

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

#20111886
528 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62507) - you deserved it (6322)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm and I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

#20102415
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38815) - you deserved it (1328)

On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48133) - you deserved it (1980)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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