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About Redoxx : FYL....FYL indeed.

I mean the Lannisters killed me and my entire family but you don't hear me complaining. I take life as it comes. You think your life sucks? Let's see you spend a day in Westeros and see how life can really blow. In the words of Old Nan "what do you know of fear?".

Oh and uh...Winter is coming. Damn if I care though. Not like it snows in hell. Which reminds me, if you wanna feel sorry for someone feel sorry for Jon Snow, now that guy's got it rough. Plus my father is his father so you know that's not gonna end well. Welp that's my rant. And in case anybody's wondering, I'm rooting for Arya cause let's be real, Sansa's not the brightest candle on the chandelier. (Former) King of the North signing out.

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Redoxx's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally texted a picture of my cock to my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28131) - you deserved it (82514)

On 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my two parrots decided that my head was the best place to have sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44813) - you deserved it (5652)

On 10/01/2013 at 1:32pm - animals - by NestHead (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML


I agree, your life sucks (65822) - you deserved it (26966)

On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39392) - you deserved it (4703)

On 09/28/2013 at 6:53am - misc - by blackcat37 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55549) - you deserved it (6777)

On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML


I agree, your life sucks (54275) - you deserved it (5195)

On 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Craigslist is Evil. - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54337) - you deserved it (3679)

On 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by friend loves a gay guy... - United States (Ohio)

Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20552) - you deserved it (36537)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46114) - you deserved it (3847)

On 09/17/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, my room mate told all of our mutual friends that he had walked in on me doing woodwork in my room. They all thought he meant he had caught me rubbing one out. I'm actually building a guitar. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49828) - you deserved it (3474)

On 09/16/2013 at 5:11pm - intimacy - by I have wood (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked a friend to hang out. I'm so used to people saying no, that when she said yes I burst into tears and had a panic attack. FML


Today, I was walking down the street when a "homeless" man asked for money. I gave him a dollar and he got up and called his friend on an iPhone. FML


Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59589) - you deserved it (9653)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while at the zoo, I found out that the rhinos there can pee backwards, while standing directly behind one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40911) - you deserved it (4345)

On 09/09/2013 at 4:51pm - animals - by Are you kidding me? - United States (Kansas)

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46659) - you deserved it (5630)

On 09/09/2013 at 1:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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