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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 September 1986 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4579
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Redneck325Ci : I'm 23 years old and was a member of the Rush Chi Phi XO Fraternity in Hagerstown, MD. I graduated Kaplan University July 19th, 2009 for criminal justice to be in law enforcement.

I figured I would put some other shit on here for the hell of it. My MySpace and E-mail/YahooSN.

http://www.myspace.com/y0ur_m4j35ty_up0n_d34th

Email & Yahoo SN is - RedneckZ286@yahoo.com

On a side note, if you're an incredibly judgmental fuck-head, don't bother.

Thanks.

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Redneck325Ci's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

#9122302
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45174) - you deserved it (4054)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39750) - you deserved it (8320)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

#9081770
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28149) - you deserved it (2008)

On 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm - animals - by OhhhNooo (man) - United States (California)

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

#7541135
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39767) - you deserved it (3111)

On 01/24/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML

#7156329
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32157) - you deserved it (2765)

On 01/05/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML

#5527789
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8304) - you deserved it (102809)

On 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm - work - by SucksToBeMe (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

#5525273
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40563) - you deserved it (16299)

On 09/28/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by jentown11 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML

#5309221
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22328) - you deserved it (77884)

On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34951) - you deserved it (78625)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor... who is a cop. FML

#4330771
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20235) - you deserved it (111609)

On 08/06/2009 at 8:27am - misc - by Cowan - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

#4070299
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52054) - you deserved it (14207)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone falls silent as my dad begins to pray for our meal. FML

#3882567
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45483) - you deserved it (4846)

On 07/19/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by Churizmo - United States



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