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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 245
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About Redheadedrage : Hey the name is Kaleb. I'm 21 and live in Kansas City, Missouri. I have a 2 year old daughter Rilyn Elaine! :) She is my world. My hobbies are playing guitar, submission wrestling, hanging out with friends, listening to music, xbox live, and most of all being a daddy.
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Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML


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On 09/16/2011 at 5:38am - misc - by sweatstreaks - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

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On 08/19/2011 at 6:38am - love - by ginger (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML


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