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Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, I'm a nanny. After the kids went to bed the dog wouldn't stop barking violently unless I held the end of a blanket for him to hump. I need a raise. FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 1:19am - work - by fattymcbutterpants - United States
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that’s what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
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Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by sucks4me - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was almost done getting ready for a really big date, when I heard my dad call for help from outside. I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 3:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 12:50am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia
Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 10:17pm - money - by pookie99 - United States (Colorado)
Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by vampire (woman) - United Kingdom (Wigan)
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was just wearing socks. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 10:24am - misc - by RedheadA (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, my son invited his girlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage girl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 9:20am - kids - by Username - United States
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