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  • Town/Country : Benton, Yes sir, I am country.
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 September 1994 (18 years)
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Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

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