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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 782
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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TODAYHILE AT A PRIVATE LAKE, MAH COLON DECLARED A STATE OF EVACUATION. I VENTURED AS FAR FROM MAH FAMILY AS MAH SPHINCTER WOULD ALLOW, ONLY TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH TWO VERY HORRIFIED KAYAKERS MID-EXPLOSION. FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42221) - you deserved it (4901)

On 08/10/2013 at 11:23am - health - by Oh-Shit! - United States

Today... I desperately needed to pee... so I decided to confront my anxiety issues an use a public toilet. I opened te lid... only to see several uge... rancid floaters staring back at me. I ad an attack... started sobbing... an pissed myself on te way ome. Never again. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28071) - you deserved it (8491)

On 02/01/2013 at 6:53pm - misc - by VMV (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

TODAY, I HELD A DOOR OPEN 4 A SWEET OLD LADY WITH A WALKER. AFTER SHE WENT THROUGH THE DOOR, SHE TURNED AND SAID, "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE GONNA GET INTO MY PANTS, SON." FML

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102 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States

Today, Mah Boyfriend Ended Sex By Yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" And Using His Foot To Push Me Off The Bed. FML

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183 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin . I guess I got slightly carried away, cuz I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of face, up nose and into eye . FML

Yesterday, I was at a barbecue with my extendd family. I was chatting to my grandma,hen my idiotic brother decidd to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing soundd so much lyk a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamd and practically looool shat my pants. FML

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189 comments

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On 07/30/2012 at 6:21pm - misc - by NaKreen (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML

#19860691
106 comments

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On 06/28/2012 at 1:36pm - misc - by whoslade (man) - United States

Today, I tried to beat mah dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure an hit mah head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wres, an onto mah back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit mah sick mother. FML

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63 comments

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On 05/20/2012 at 12:06am - health - by Ouch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got te grl of my dream to come over 4 a movie. Wen I answered te door, my little broter ran up beind me, yelled "geronimo" and pulled down my pants and underwear. FML

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180 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I woka up supar glud to tha toilat. FML

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165 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

my wife and I went to our friend's house to play some pool. While playing, a Cicada startd to fly toward mah face, so I flippd mah pool stick over and swattd at it with the fat end of the stick. I hit the bug. However, with the skinny side I hit myself in the snow-globes. FML

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117 comments

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On 04/04/2012 at 10:50pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got a text from mah mom saying, "I hered the cupcake store got robbed. Where r you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

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70 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today , my school's 6'2 , 270-pound , 375-pound banch-prassing football suparstar knockad ma unconscious in ona hit . With a dodgaball . FML

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194 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 2:57pm - health - by Shameful (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bd with a bucket nereby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I pukd into the bucket. I realisd too late that mah cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumpd out and spread vomit all over mah apartment. FML

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205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37477) - you deserved it (4947) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, ma broter lost is first toot, so I told im te toot fairy is going to give im money. He now tinks Te Rock is going to sow up in is room. FML

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251 comments

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