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RedSoloCup

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RedSoloCup

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  • Number of visits : 282
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About RedSoloCup : I'm a musician by night and a construction worker by day. Needless to say I don't sleep much. Anything else you wanna know send me a message and we'll see if you get an answer ;)

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Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12532) - you deserved it (56866)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26639) - you deserved it (41577)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)



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