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RedPillSucks
  • Town/Country : East North West Southangelese, Phantasmagoria
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12848
  • Number of comments : 8890
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About RedPillSucks : I'm an easy going dude, though people think I'm serious. I don't follow stereotypes. I'm quiet and shy, but I've got my opinions. Ask if you want to know them.

Don't judge me by looks alone.
I like science fiction and anime. I'm a Christian, but no religion owns my mind. I'm a free thinker. I love guitar music, although I haven't picked up a guitar in years

I love Star Trek and Lord of the Rings

My favorite books are
Anything by Octavia Butler
Most of C. J. Cherryh books
David Brinn - Startide Rising
Depak Chopra - The Third Jesus
God help me, I like Harry Potter and Lord Of the Rings
I've not read or seen any of the Twilight stuff

I like my women the way I like my coffee....
Bitter and cold.

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RedPillSucks's favorite FMLs

Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally got a call. The guy on the phone seemed interested, and was especially curious to know if I could "model" it for him, in "stockings and suspenders." FML

#19552915
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20506) - you deserved it (3085)

On 04/30/2012 at 11:50am - intimacy - by NotAModel (woman) - United States

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

#19552078
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6085) - you deserved it (47181)

On 04/30/2012 at 4:25am - intimacy - by kdehshaden (woman) - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31431) - you deserved it (8089)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

#19139021
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31493) - you deserved it (2880)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by vsshopper (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML

#16951238
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17369) - you deserved it (11850)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

#16867812
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8344) - you deserved it (21329)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm - kids - by Mommy - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

#14614726
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14484) - you deserved it (38248) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12848) - you deserved it (34224) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38062) - you deserved it (25747) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28333) - you deserved it (18981) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML

#14026959
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26196) - you deserved it (4735)

On 11/29/2010 at 7:25pm - health - by leilei (woman) - Philippines

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

#13592451
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38159) - you deserved it (3681)

On 10/25/2010 at 6:09pm - animals - by sly - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML

#13274666
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24323) - you deserved it (5059)

On 10/01/2010 at 9:06am - health - by Embarrassed - United States

Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML

#13274017
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25471) - you deserved it (4074)

On 10/01/2010 at 7:07am - intimacy - by canispankthat - United States (California)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

#13005397
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33566) - you deserved it (9135)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)



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