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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 16083
  • Number of comments : 10264
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About RedPillSucks : I'm an easy going dude, though people think I'm serious. I don't follow stereotypes. I'm quiet and shy, but I've got my opinions. Ask if you want to know them.

Don't judge me by looks alone.
I like science fiction and anime. I'm a Christian, but no religion owns my mind. I'm a free thinker. I love guitar music, although I haven't picked up a guitar in years

I love Star Trek and Lord of the Rings

My favorite books are
Anything by Octavia Butler
Most of C. J. Cherryh books
David Brinn - Startide Rising
Depak Chopra - The Third Jesus
God help me, I like Harry Potter and Lord Of the Rings
I've not read or seen any of the Twilight stuff

I like my women the way I like my coffee....
Bitter and cold.

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RedPillSucks's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML

#20506101
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27027) - you deserved it (11374)

On 02/14/2013 at 6:01am - love - by lex - United States

Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, "You have like no swag, bro." Feeling clever, I said, "At least I have a high school education." She then took out her work ID, showing me that she was a surgeon, flipped me off, then walked away saying, "This is totally going on Facebook." FML

#20502122
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32239) - you deserved it (28733)

On 02/11/2013 at 10:26am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML

#20456674
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49601) - you deserved it (8339)

On 01/13/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Drewbie (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I realized that the comforting, unique scent of my mother in my childhood was actually the smell of the marijuana she smokes. FML

#20184714
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29084) - you deserved it (3127)

On 11/29/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by childhoodupinsmoke (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my face when I had finished and storm out of the room. FML

Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML

Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally got a call. The guy on the phone seemed interested, and was especially curious to know if I could "model" it for him, in "stockings and suspenders." FML

#19552915
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24151) - you deserved it (3468)

On 04/30/2012 at 11:50am - intimacy - by NotAModel (woman) - United States

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

#19552078
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7564) - you deserved it (52372)

On 04/30/2012 at 4:25am - intimacy - by kdehshaden (woman) - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38444) - you deserved it (9251)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

#19139021
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40191) - you deserved it (3636)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by vsshopper (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML

#16951238
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22502) - you deserved it (16673)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

#16867812
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10355) - you deserved it (25361)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm - kids - by Mommy - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

#14614726
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18261) - you deserved it (44277) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15617) - you deserved it (38948) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43358) - you deserved it (27898) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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