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RedPillSucks

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 19012
  • Number of comments : 10493
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About RedPillSucks : I'm an easy going dude, though people think I'm serious. I don't follow stereotypes. I'm quiet and shy, but I've got my opinions. Ask if you want to know them.

Don't judge me by looks alone.
I like science fiction and anime. I'm a Christian, but no religion owns my mind. I'm a free thinker. I love guitar music, although I haven't picked up a guitar in years

I love Star Trek and Lord of the Rings

My favorite books are
Anything by Octavia Butler
Most of C. J. Cherryh books
David Brinn - Startide Rising
Depak Chopra - The Third Jesus
God help me, I like Harry Potter and Lord Of the Rings
I've not read or seen any of the Twilight stuff

I like my women the way I like my coffee....
Bitter and cold.

RedPillSucks's page activity

Visits<b>Arnoud</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 11:59am<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 4:40am<b>stellasue11</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 3:11pm<b>HelloKiittyy</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 2:04pm<b>Torvaltz</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 1:12am<b>Zeldawarriorxo</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 11:27pm<b>mcgshawn</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 4:04pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 10:40pm<b>bambisapphic</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 10:42pm<b>Emma1562</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 10:35am<b>SpaceToast</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 12:32am<b>SleepyPharma</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 7:42am<b>crane8479</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 7:34am<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 3:49am<b>hare</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 5:55pm<b>Awkwardkobra</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 12:39pm<b>TexanZaros</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 10:01pm<b>cuz803</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 9:29pm

Fucked!<b>Arnoud</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 6:00pm<b>Zeldawarriorxo</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 4:48am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 4:40am<b>bambisapphic</b> - the 09/08/2016 at 4:42am<b>SpaceToast</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 6:32am<b>cuz803</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 3:29am<b>5t3ff1k4h</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 8:45pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 7:50am<b>AnnaMuffin</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 12:11am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 1:44am<b>NostalgiaFreak9</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 10:35pm<b>classicate</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 12:46pm<b>DeadxManxWalking</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 5:56pm<b>citrusglass</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 3:16pm<b>TigranPet</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 9:49pm<b>LunaBlack666</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 8:16am<b>nyagemini23</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 10:37pm<b>EvilPandaxD</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 10:08am

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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RedPillSucks's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

by ChopSuey / 06/01/2016 at 12:02am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy

Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML

by brandogg / 04/29/2016 at 8:11pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous

Today, the highlight of my whole month was finally being able to take a solid crap. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2016 at 1:11pm / United States (Iowa) / Health

Today, the highlight of my whole month was finally being able to take a solid crap. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2016 at 1:11pm / United States (Iowa) / Health

Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML

by Anonymous / 03/29/2016 at 12:27pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, after weeks of keeping it a secret, I excitedly gave my boyfriend what I thought to be the perfect Christmas present. Turns out lock picking sets are illegal in Ohio. FML

by BahHumbug / 12/27/2015 at 12:18am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML

by Anonymous / 10/16/2015 at 11:05am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Intimacy

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

by AK-47 / 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML

by Anonymous / 07/15/2015 at 12:29pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, our 8-month-old son had a big cold and his nose was blocked. I couldn't find the baby nose pump in it's usual place, so I went to ask my husband. He had it in his hand, and was using to decorate the cake that was going to be served to tonight's guests, my parents. FML

by Anonyme / 06/25/2015 at 8:40pm / France (Bourgogne) / Kids

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

by apparentlybutch / 09/05/2014 at 5:11pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

by KristaAaronn / 08/27/2014 at 8:24am / United States (Tennessee) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under my pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML

by LoveGlove / 06/21/2014 at 5:42pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work

Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML

by Catuser / 03/05/2014 at 10:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML

by DisturbedMan / 01/15/2014 at 5:29pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Intimacy