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RedNinjaTurtle

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RedNinjaTurtle

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3166
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About RedNinjaTurtle : One word.. NETFLIX

RedNinjaTurtle's page activity

Visits<b>Deadpool47</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 7:23pm<b>Hop6e</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 12:13am<b>thfranktank</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 2:29am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 12:29pm<b>DOMEinic</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 2:16am<b>Mexico_WC2018</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:25am<b>Cameron257</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 12:55am<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:54am<b>AngeloH09</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 4:12pm<b>TrackGirl19</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 1:55pm<b>Steve97</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 7:26pm<b>Nicholas12</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 5:20am<b>ProudDaddy</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 1:13pm<b>angiotensin</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:23pm<b>PITSB</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 2:08am<b>Fyrepower</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 11:57am<b>sexyboi1985</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 5:02am<b>KaiwanAvari</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 4:56am

Fucked!<b>Nicholas12</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 11:20am<b>scott421</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 4:08pm<b>EG258</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 5:56am<b>sexyboi1985</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 7:23am<b>deachawill</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 4:33pm<b>pantsman66</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 8:07am<b>xxFox23xx</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 6:17am<b>apgreen69</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 5:52am<b>IamHercules</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 5:21am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 12:55am<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 4:50am<b>twistedtwincity</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 8:42pm<b>Sailer16</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 3:15am<b>Martijn1102</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 6:11pm<b>RA91</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 1:00pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 1:22am<b>Cryptical</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 6:53pm<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 8:45pm

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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RedNinjaTurtle's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sent to the front office for having blood shot eyes and smelling like smoke. I just didn't get enough sleep and had trouble putting my contacts in, and I always smell like smoke because of my parents' excessive smoking. They didn't believe me. My parents had to come in to back me up. FML

#21397058
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31563) - you deserved it (2121)

On 04/20/2015 at 8:16pm - health - by Phabia - United States (Iowa)

Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML

#21396492
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32050) - you deserved it (3004)

On 04/19/2015 at 9:46pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

#21392789
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36392) - you deserved it (2582)

On 04/13/2015 at 5:00am - misc - by yupthissucks - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the grocery store with my four-year-old. She has some issues with wetting the bed, so I told her that if she wasn't sure if she was dreaming about "going", she should pinch herself to make sure she's awake. In the produce section, she pinched herself, smiled proudly, and peed. FML

#21374802
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30074) - you deserved it (5212)

On 03/15/2015 at 12:23am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML

#21374736
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34331) - you deserved it (12540)

On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML

#21374314
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31684) - you deserved it (2802)

On 03/14/2015 at 7:04am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, all day, in a huge blizzard, I've been stuck with a very nice, but very ugly, toothless and rather large and somewhat smelly woman, who has been continuously saying, "It feels like we're dating. Doesn't it feel like we're dating?" Ugh. No, no it doesn't. And please don't kill me. FML

#21344628
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25461) - you deserved it (2698)

On 01/26/2015 at 5:19pm - misc - by Yellow an (man) - United States

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

#21344108
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31632) - you deserved it (9708)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I have to wear earplugs in my own apartment because my neighbor won't turn down his music. My landlord doesn't believe me because "people with disabilities can't be rude." FML

#21343763
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28317) - you deserved it (2017)

On 01/25/2015 at 12:01am - misc - by Earplugged (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

#21343705
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34926) - you deserved it (2700)

On 01/24/2015 at 10:26pm - intimacy - by confused (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

#21342800
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44078) - you deserved it (2870)

On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was diagnosed with gonorrhea. My dad's reaction was to slowly clap at the news then giggle at his own joke. FML

#21342311
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28029) - you deserved it (9507)

On 01/22/2015 at 3:23pm - health - by annoyed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML

#21342067
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34195) - you deserved it (5021)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML

#21341448
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36135) - you deserved it (3259)

On 01/21/2015 at 3:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML

#21340142
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31310) - you deserved it (6438)

On 01/19/2015 at 9:34am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)



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