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Today, I was working as a cashier at a restaurant. When I receive $50 and $100 bills I am required to have a manager check to make sure they are not counterfeit. Every manager I found yelled at me to find another manager because they were busy. Frustrated, I just accepted the bill. It was fake. FML
by hatemyjob / 02/25/2010 at 5:29pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by grossuncle / 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by magicalDEATH / 01/19/2010 at 12:42pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous
Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I decided to be funny and tell him I was Iron Man and nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
by Anonymous / 12/14/2009 at 6:46pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/26/2009 at 2:11pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 11/26/2009 at 12:44pm / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/14/2009 at 4:59pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I went to the doctors and was told I would need an inhaler. My mom came back from the pharmacy and told me the copay of $35 dollars was way too expensive, so she is making me use my cat's old inhaler. My mom values my cat's ability to breathe more then my own. FML
by juliasaman / 10/03/2009 at 7:17pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by P0wned / 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm / France (Bretagne) / Love
Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2009 at 9:28am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, due to the heat, I had a deadly asthma attack. Where was my inhaler? My dad pawned it for beer money. What did my dad do about my attack? Told me to quit being a Drama Queen. I had to go across the street and beg for a ride to the ER from my neighbor. FML
by asthmasucks / 09/19/2009 at 3:47am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving through a neighborhood and saw a "slow down, children" sign. I was nice and slowed down as I passed a couple little kids with their parents outside watching them. I guess I was going too slow because one of the fathers started chasing me down the street calling me a pedophile. FML
by Anonymous / 09/18/2009 at 9:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band I started because I wasn't 'dedicated enough' after a 3 day 'holiday' to visit my dying uncle. He also during this 3 day 'holiday' convinced my girl friend to leave me and date him. FML
by dj163 / 09/16/2009 at 4:25am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by diplomaless / 09/14/2009 at 2:58pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/14/2009 at 5:41am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Miscellaneous