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RedCarpetGrave
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 June 1993 (20 years)
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Today, I was working the lighting for a drama production. In the last scene, two characters realize they are in love and kiss, then the stage goes dark. I mixed up my settings, and instead of a blackout, flashing party lights started going off. 300 people turn around to stare at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13784) - you deserved it (32446)

On 08/04/2009 at 4:22pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43810) - you deserved it (6200)

On 08/04/2009 at 4:21pm - love - by Angry (woman) - United States

Today, I was so excited to play the video game I just bought, I decided to read the manual in the game. I went over the seizure warning and thought to myself, who the hell gets a seizure from playing a video game? Apparently I do. FML

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136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50433) - you deserved it (7682)

On 06/13/2009 at 8:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61392) - you deserved it (5805)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by prostate (man) - United States (California)



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