About RedButterfly5 : I love anime and manga. I'm sarcastic but most people take me seriously so if it sounds mean or the opposite of what would be expected now you know why. The reason I keep coming back to FML is because it's funny, most are funny, some are just plain mean and it makes me disgusted with humanity. I'm almost always on my iPhone so don't expect an immediate response from me if you message me.
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Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML
by epicsquishii / 05/01/2012 at 7:02am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by monkeywrench / 05/01/2012 at 1:14am / United States / Love
Today, in a rush to squeeze out of a particularly tight parking spot, I made a hurried 12-point turn. Just to make sure I had enough room behind, I hopped out of my car. It was still in reverse. I managed to wreck my own car without even sitting in it. FML
by tandc / 05/01/2012 at 1:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
by sockmonkey / 04/30/2012 at 10:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
by HighasaCloud / 04/30/2012 at 12:01pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by kdehshaden / 04/30/2012 at 4:25am / United States / Intimacy
by ShadowJack / 04/29/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Intimacy
by poo4brains / 04/28/2012 at 12:42am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/27/2012 at 11:24am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 04/27/2012 at 11:22am / United States (California) / Kids
by noname / 04/27/2012 at 8:04am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I put my ironing board away in the bathroom. After closing the door, I heard a loud noise. The board had opened up while falling over, taking up the width of the room. I can't open the door. FML
by Magicgwen / 04/26/2012 at 4:45pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into my arm. I don't know what is more disturbing: the fact that this is what my friends do for fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML
by HAIRY / 04/26/2012 at 4:23pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/26/2012 at 3:17pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by crazyk2468 / 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…
- Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to… Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly… Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack…