About Red7646 : I enjoy the misery of others.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
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On 12/10/2011 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Anonymousss95 - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Luke - United States (Virginia)
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
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On 10/29/2011 at 3:22am - love - by backstabbed - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
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On 10/23/2011 at 2:05pm - misc - by fuglyphotographer (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, somebody ordered pizza and sent it to the house across the street from them, so they could shoot at the pizza guy with an air-soft gun from the upstairs of their house. I was that delivery guy. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 4:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I met an old friend, with whom I have a complicated history and we hooked up. He came before we even started. In his sleep, he pushed me out of the bed. When I woke up, he had peed himself in his sleep. Glad I let that ship sail. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 10:51am - intimacy - by CC (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, I met an old friend, with whom I have a complicated history and we hooked up. He came before we even started. In his sleep, he pushed me out of the bed. When I woke up, he had peed himself in his sleep. Glad I let that ship sail. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 10:51am - intimacy - by CC (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, my boyfriend rekindled the romance with his ex, at my 21st birthday party. One of the few reasons I'd invited her was to show that I trusted him, and I no longer felt threatened by their continued friendship. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 10:22am - love - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML
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On 10/08/2011 at 11:53pm - kids - by hairless - Canada (Quebec)
Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML
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On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I decided to make home made french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML
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Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
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On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML
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On 10/07/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by jkass - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
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On 10/04/2011 at 12:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)
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