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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 March 1996 (18 years)
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About Recoveryben : Ugh life.

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Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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