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Recoveryben
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 306
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Recoveryben : Ugh life.

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Today, one of my regulars came up to my car in the parking lot. We talked through the window while I put on my makeup. He then asked for a hug because he won't be in for two weeks. I obliged and he was kind enough to slide his hand between my legs. He then gave me $50 not to tell his wife. FML

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36269) - you deserved it (5751)

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