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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 June 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 655
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ReconX : I'm a computer fanatic and ive been using them for 11 years

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Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347
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I agree, your life sucks (40959) - you deserved it (135569)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (92467) - you deserved it (27574)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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516 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244591) - you deserved it (82525)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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