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  • Number of visits : 403
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About RecklessLove : LOTR, Star Wars, Batman. Music is life. Sarcasm is my best friend.

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Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-workers anus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18282) - you deserved it (2013)

On 01/26/2015 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I sat my son down for a talk about how he's been too lazy to brush his teeth lately. I said "Son, we need to have a chat about oral hygiene." He rolled his eyes, sighed, and said he already knew to clean "it" before a girl went down on him, and asked if he could go already. FML

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Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50413) - you deserved it (4842)

On 01/09/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by kk - United States



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