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About RecklessLove : LOTR, Star Wars, Batman. Music is life. I can be very sarcastic at times. It's an art form. Future cat lady.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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Today, I sat my son down for a talk about how he's been too lazy to brush his teeth lately. I said "Son, we need to have a chat about oral hygiene." He rolled his eyes, sighed, and said he already knew to clean "it" before a girl went down on him, and asked if he could go already. FML
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
Monday 3 August 2015