RecklessJellyBea

Search for a member

Offline (the 06/04/2015 at 8:02pm)

RecklessJellyBea

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 November 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2299
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About RecklessJellyBea : I'm not even a real person. I'm an egg.

RecklessJellyBea's page activity

Visits<b>emo_and_supreme</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 8:39pm<b>tomtom375</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 10:41am<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 5:20pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:24am<b>nfdfhm</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 11:37am<b>Drag0nb0rn</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 6:54pm<b>beccyvonritter</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 10:13am<b>Dugas72</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 5:41am<b>DanShowsNoMercy</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 9:26pm<b>tylerh912</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 7:37pm<b>BagelTheOtaku</b> - the 04/25/2014 at 5:32pm<b>dont_change_me</b> - the 03/02/2014 at 8:30am<b>Owlfarm612</b> - the 02/28/2014 at 1:44pm<b>Michaelmore</b> - the 02/28/2014 at 3:09am<b>waitwhatsgoingon</b> - the 02/27/2014 at 11:14pm<b>WLR757</b> - the 02/27/2014 at 5:15pm<b>SwimmingBassist</b> - the 02/27/2014 at 4:43pm<b>dextrementor</b> - the 02/27/2014 at 2:56pm

Fucked!<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 11:20pm

RecklessJellyBea's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

See all of RecklessJellyBea's badges

RecklessJellyBea's favorite FMLs

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

by justanaccount / 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm / Spain (Madrid) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

by Noname / 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML

by Kev / 02/19/2009 at 6:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response: "Lucky you." FML

by sadguy / 02/18/2009 at 5:07pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

by janedoe / 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

by frankrizzo / 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

by Noname / 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm / Japan (Fukuoka) / Health

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

by sly / 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm / Kids

Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML

by Slaanesh / 12/12/2008 at 7:08am / Animals

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

by Kourou / 11/21/2008 at 7:53am / Miscellaneous