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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1192
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About RebornProblem : I am 16 years old, I plan to go to college to get a Bachelor's degree in English, and I aspire to become a published author. I am also a history fanatic, my favorite president is by far John F. Kennedy. If he had not been
killed, he could've done so much for the United States. My favorite kind of music is Screamo. My favorite bands are I See Stars, Attack Attack!, blessthefall, A Skylit Drive, Rise Against, Sleeping with Sirens, D.R.U.G.S., Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Surrender the Dance Floor, Woe, Is Me, and We Came as Romans.

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Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (9954) - you deserved it (41748)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by kikinemo (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML


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On 01/02/2010 at 1:17am - misc - by Laughluv (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got a hold of my husband who I haven't actually talked to in 2 and 1/2 weeks since he is deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle, in Call of Duty. FML


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On 12/07/2009 at 2:16pm - love - by Dejected (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML


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On 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm - work - by SucksToBeMe (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML


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On 08/21/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

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