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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 913
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About RebornProblem : I am 16 years old, I plan to go to college to get a Bachelor's degree in English, and I aspire to become a published author. I am also a history fanatic, my favorite president is by far John F. Kennedy. If he had not been
killed, he could've done so much for the United States. My favorite kind of music is Screamo. My favorite bands are I See Stars, Attack Attack!, blessthefall, A Skylit Drive, Rise Against, Sleeping with Sirens, D.R.U.G.S., Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Surrender the Dance Floor, Woe, Is Me, and We Came as Romans.

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Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

#17436824
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11705) - you deserved it (51188)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53233) - you deserved it (3274)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom decided to take away my TV after noticing that I watch the show True Blood. Apparently, since I watch this, I must be "curious about sex." I'm 19. FML

#17283905
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38567) - you deserved it (4880)

On 07/28/2011 at 5:11am - intimacy - by Shelbitchh - United States

Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML

#17283766
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9158) - you deserved it (51224)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:15am - work - by Champion the wonder horse - United States

Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML

#17283376
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29374) - you deserved it (2861)

On 07/28/2011 at 2:18am - animals - by Tali (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML

#17283376
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29374) - you deserved it (2861)

On 07/28/2011 at 2:18am - animals - by Tali (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML

#17266001
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36771) - you deserved it (2986)

On 07/26/2011 at 9:35am - misc - by ceetee - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

#17242973
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35139) - you deserved it (5068)

On 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

#16774144
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37133) - you deserved it (11864)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34557) - you deserved it (6419)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
780 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66768) - you deserved it (14047)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

#15705121
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17886) - you deserved it (30209)

On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

#15705121
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17886) - you deserved it (30209)

On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

#14790156
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47615) - you deserved it (8105)

On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML

#12209813
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40260) - you deserved it (3100)

On 07/30/2010 at 4:00pm - work - by MLZ (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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