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Rebles

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Rebles

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 55
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rebles : Have you tried not being mean? You might see that people can smile like the sun.
Have you tried not being predictable? Nothing breaks sadness and tension better then sudden laughter.
Have you tried being yourself?

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Visits<b>ROMAD</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 5:29am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 2:42pm<b>FatherofTime87</b> - the 06/28/2014 at 1:04pm<b>TriggerFinger7</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 10:07am<b>Quidikic</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 2:02am<b>Dopeshit</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 11:29am<b>snorgia</b> - the 06/18/2014 at 9:45pm<b>XPhoenixFire</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 12:53pm<b>Brandi_Faith</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 11:25am<b>TheCrispyCat</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 10:57am<b>OhNoAGhost</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 9:10am<b>blueman_17</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 3:43pm<b>molzipan</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 9:11am

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Rebles's favorite FMLs

Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under my pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML

#21183341
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I agree, your life sucks (42417) - you deserved it (4381)

On 06/21/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by LoveGlove (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50315) - you deserved it (10869)

On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I learned that an inspired gardening spree is not as fulfilling as some would have us believe. One punctured hand, cactussed foot and bruised ankle later, I'm beginning to regret waking up this morning and thinking, "What the hell, I'll nuke the shit out of some weeds." FML



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