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Rebi3144
  • Town/Country : Somewhere over the Double Rainbow, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 December 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 390
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Rebi3144 : Hi, I'm Becca ^_^

I love to read other people's misery.

I like all the usual commenters: Noor, DocBastard, Boners, Perdix, Pleonasm, Gc327072 and more.

Oh, and I just recently started using the website, so I am open to messages :3
My Tumblr: http://huizengaisnotonfire.tumblr.com/

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Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

#20490478
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18315) - you deserved it (30227)

On 02/02/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by Brock (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, it's been 13 months since I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML

#20201491
403 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31124) - you deserved it (1604)

On 12/12/2012 at 1:45am - kids - by LearnGeographyUSA (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML

#20189404
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15169) - you deserved it (1190)

On 12/03/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML

#20188038
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19311) - you deserved it (1324)

On 12/02/2012 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far, and I've already pulled five carving forks out of four different people. Good job, everybody. FML

#20174027
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17412) - you deserved it (1018)

On 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm - work - by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

#20090663
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14412) - you deserved it (5405) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

Today, my estranged mother texted me saying, "Gran died, LOL." My grandmother and I were fairly close, so I was shocked and disgusted. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and asked if she knew what "LOL" meant. She did. FML

#20088350
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22670) - you deserved it (1193)

On 09/25/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by burn in hell (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

#20083631
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14754) - you deserved it (6465)

On 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm - kids - by SadDad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away so we could move into our new home. Not only did I find a few gay nudie mags, but also some interesting love letters from a nice man named Pablo. Apparently I need to do a lot more than cleaning his room to excite him. Like grow a penis. FML

#2839886
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53993) - you deserved it (3000)

On 06/12/2009 at 8:10pm - love - by vickyxanne (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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