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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 February 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 271
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Rebekahxxx : I hope she'll be a fool - that's the best thing a girl can be in this world: a beautiful, little fool.

Hey there. My name is Rebekah. Yes, that's how you spell it. I'm seventeen years old and I love music. I enjoy meeting new people so message me if you would like to talk! :-)

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Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML


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On 04/04/2014 at 9:57pm - misc - by Violet (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML


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On 11/11/2013 at 4:41pm - love - by Cheer4Life (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML


Today, I was giving a tour of my boat to a man who seemed interested in purchasing it. Everything was going great. That is, until, the motor stopped running in the middle of the ocean. FML


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On 08/29/2012 at 12:52am - money - by anon - United States (Maine)

Today, an extremely hot police officer reprimanded me. It was pretty awkward considering she stopped me because of public urination. FML


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On 05/27/2012 at 11:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML


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On 05/02/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by teinage - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML


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On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was asked out by a guy who is doing community service because he was caught peeping through windows. I was tempted to say yes. FML


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On 11/23/2010 at 1:25am - love - by ohsosad (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was shopping for pillows at Bed Bath and Beyond. My husband playfully picked up a pillow pretending to start a pillow fight. I grabbed the largest pillow and chased him with it. When I finally caught up with him, a manager came around the corner. I was escorted out. FML


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On 10/18/2010 at 7:52am - love - by sofakingweetodit - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was browsing a website where you can talk to strangers anonymously, when I met a guy I really hit it off with. After talking for two hours, we decided to keep in touch, just in time for me to hit the "Next Person" button by mistake. There's no way to undo it. FML


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On 02/26/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Ellen (woman) - Norway (Aust-Agder)

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML


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On 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by bluebride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML


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On 11/02/2009 at 1:47am - health - by theRoomie (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister saying "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML


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On 09/01/2009 at 3:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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