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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 February 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 414
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Rebekahxxx : I hope she'll be a fool - that's the best thing a girl can be in this world: a beautiful, little fool.

Hey there. My name is Rebekah. Yes, that's how you spell it. I'm seventeen years old and I love music. I enjoy meeting new people so message me if you would like to talk! :-)

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Rebekahxxx's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML


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On 04/04/2014 at 9:57pm - misc - by Violet (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML


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On 11/11/2013 at 4:41pm - love - by Cheer4Life (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML


Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

Today, I was giving a tour of my boat to a man who seemed interested in purchasing it. Everything was going great. That is, until, the motor stopped running in the middle of the ocean. FML


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On 08/29/2012 at 12:52am - money - by anon - United States (Maine)

Today, an extremely hot police officer reprimanded me. It was pretty awkward considering she stopped me because of public urination. FML


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On 05/27/2012 at 11:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML


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On 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood sugar was dangerously low. My first bite was easily the most delicious thing I'd eaten since getting pregnant. As I sat in frosting coated ecstasy, my husband snatched up the rest of the pastry and finished it himself. FML


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On 08/18/2011 at 5:41pm - health - by AmySweet - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML


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On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML


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On 05/02/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by teinage - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing my testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed my pants, earning me plenty of weird looks from the congregation. FML


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On 03/31/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Nate (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML


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On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was asked out by a guy who is doing community service because he was caught peeping through windows. I was tempted to say yes. FML


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On 11/23/2010 at 1:25am - love - by ohsosad (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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