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RebekahBrooke

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 July 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5607
  • Number of comments : 293
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About RebekahBrooke : Hey, I'm Rebekah. I like reading, writing, animals, music. I'm a vegetarian!
My favorite people on FML are:
DocBastard
perdix
Djoorte
sweet_candy_
every1luvsboners
dolphincheddar
smartalek
I can be a total grammar Nazi.(:
i hte ppl tht tlk lyk dis.
Message me. But I use my iPod so your chances of a reply mayyyy be small. :D
Im very sarcastic at times, take what I say with a grain of salt.
I don't like fights.
I'm not religious. Cant stand bible thumpers.

So, thanks for visiting, stalkers!
Got my first FML published. :) Check one off the bucket list! ;D

RebekahBrooke's page activity

Visits<b>ILoveMyDogs420</b> - the 08/26/2016 at 1:06pm<b>slappygecko</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 8:36pm<b>TexanZaros</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 9:56am<b>itssnotfunny</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 5:16pm<b>billboob</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 2:05am<b>pickpocket2018</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 10:02am<b>Zomikila</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 9:03am<b>zipJohn</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 1:24pm<b>Yawnsters</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 11:07pm<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 8:23pm<b>cookiesFTW</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 2:09pm<b>_Humble_Power</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 1:26am<b>Imnewhere</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 3:13pm<b>M3DO</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 2:03am<b>ebroks</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 7:10am<b>windyouthere</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 3:09pm<b>1DisGR8</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 3:33am<b>bobmcmuffin</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 7:25pm

Fucked!<b>Zomikila</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 3:04pm<b>_Humble_Power</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 7:27am<b>Scotth901</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 6:12am<b>massie87</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 5:08am<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 5:54pm<b>Kaamil</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 6:05am<b>Torvaltz</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 8:38am<b>ppeanutheadd</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 3:53am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 10:26am<b>ekimen</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 5:37pm<b>JadeOmega</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 10:30pm<b>lexred</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 7:04am<b>JokerJ312</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 1:39am<b>bryce0110</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 6:35am<b>rockey44</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 5:19am<b>ItzMarsh</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 9:08pm<b>nfedrichy</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 12:20pm<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 10:58pm

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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RebekahBrooke's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

by Username / 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML

by Dave / 04/07/2011 at 3:55pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

by Anonymous / 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm / United States / Work

Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML

by Anonymous / 09/24/2010 at 12:53am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my boyfriend told my hamster he loved her. Repeatedly. In 'cute' baby voices. He has yet to tell me. FML

by Anonymous / 02/09/2010 at 1:12am / United States (Alabama) / Love

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

by extraflavour / 12/23/2009 at 3:24pm / United Kingdom (York) / Miscellaneous

Today, after spending 20 minutes every day working on my abs for the last month and feeling pretty good about how they were looking, I received the first comment about them. A girl poked them and said 'squish'. FML

by Anonymous / 09/11/2009 at 10:51am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

by Anonymous / 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, we had a hike at my camp. We hiked in a line. I suddenly felt things hitting me at the back of the head. After a few minutes I finally turn around, only to discover a bunch of older guys throwing tampons at my head. They were my tampons, falling one by one out of my unzipped bag. FML

by Rachel247 / 08/01/2009 at 7:13pm / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

by treegirl / 07/26/2009 at 1:57am / United States / Love

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

by danggit3290 / 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, a telemarketer called for my dad. Jokingly, I said, "I haven't seen him for like five days...I'm starting to get worried," in my best child-like voice. Apparently the telemarketer called Child Protective Services. I'm 20. FML

by Telemistake / 04/30/2009 at 2:03pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I greeted my table (I'm a server) with a colloquial "Hey there, guys, how's it going?" The customers were three butch lesbians who thought I was incorrectly identifying their gender. I received no tip (on a $35 bill), and they registered a corporate complaint about my "insensitivity." FML

by ServingYouWings / 02/12/2009 at 12:43am / United States (Ohio) / Work