About RebekahBrooke : Hey, I'm Rebekah. I like reading, writing, animals, music. I'm a vegetarian!
My favorite people on FML are:
DocBastard
perdix
Djoorte
sweet_candy_
every1luvsboners
dolphincheddar
smartalek
I can be a total grammar Nazi.(:
i hte ppl tht tlk lyk dis.
Message me. But I use my iPod so your chances of a reply mayyyy be small. :D
Im very sarcastic at times, take what I say with a grain of salt.
I don't like fights.
I'm not religious. Cant stand bible thumpers.
So, thanks for visiting, stalkers!
Got my first FML published. :) Check one off the bucket list! ;D
50 quality responses
Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
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On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML
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On 04/07/2011 at 3:55pm - work - by Dave (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML
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On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML
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On 09/24/2010 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend told my hamster he loved her. Repeatedly. In 'cute' baby voices. He has yet to tell me. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML
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On 12/23/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by extraflavour - United Kingdom (York)
Today, after spending 20 minutes every day working on my abs for the last month and feeling pretty good about how they were looking, I received the first comment about them. A girl poked them and said 'squish'. FML
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On 09/11/2009 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML
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On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, we had a hike at my camp. We hiked in a line. I suddenly felt things hitting me at the back of the head. After a few minutes I finally turn around, only to discover a bunch of older guys throwing tampons at my head. They were my tampons, falling one by one out of my unzipped bag. FML
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On 08/01/2009 at 7:13pm - misc - by Rachel247 (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
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On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States
Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML
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On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, a telemarketer called for my dad. Jokingly, I said, "I haven't seen him for like five days...I'm starting to get worried," in my best child-like voice. Apparently the telemarketer called Child Protective Services. I'm 20. FML
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On 04/30/2009 at 2:03pm - misc - by Telemistake (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I greeted my table (I'm a server) with a colloquial "Hey there, guys, how's it going?" The customers were three butch lesbians who thought I was incorrectly identifying their gender. I received no tip (on a $35 bill), and they registered a corporate complaint about my "insensitivity." FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by ServingYouWings (man) - United States (Ohio)
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